Fund Phase 1 of Retrovania Land's Plan 9 from Outer Space: The Splatter Cut – Final Script Draft
Fund Phase 1 of Plan 9 from Outer Space: The Splatter Cut – Final Script Draft
Goal: $10,000 for Phase 1 – Pre-Production Script Finalization
Ghouls, Space Aliens and Retro Rebels!
We’re Retrovania Land and we need YOUR help to resurrect a wild, neon-soaked vision: Plan 9 from Outer Space: The Splatter Cut, a 1986-set horror-comedy that’s equal parts Return of the Living Dead, Videodrome, and Evil Dead—cranked to 11 with practical FX, gooey zombies, and synthwave vibes!
What’s the Project?
We’re reimagining the infamous Plan 9 from Outer Space as a splatter-fest packed with analog heart. Aliens invade Willow Creek, zapping graves with cosmic rays to unleash a horde of oozing zombies led by a 30-foot stop-motion FLESH MASS—a grotesque, writhing nightmare of latex limbs, pulsating organs, and neon slime. Our heroes—Alice, Mike, and Cap’n Retrovania—fight back with arcade EMP blasters, hairspray flamethrowers, and pure ‘80s grit in a blood-soaked, synthwave-drenched battle to save the world.
Think practical FX galore: corn syrup blood, squib-rigged zombie heads, and stop-motion chaos that’d make Phil Tippet proud. It’s a love letter to ‘80s and ‘90s horror, camp slashers, and retro arcade culture, wrapped in a glow-in-the-dark VHS vibe.
Why We Need Your Support
We’re in Phase 1: Pre-Production, and our first mission is to finalize the script’s ultimate draft—a lean, mean, slime-dripping blueprint for the chaos to come. This $10,000 goal will fund:
Writers’ Room: Paying our passionate director and producer, the retro-obsessed Cap'n Retrovania to polish the script into a splatter masterpiece that would make George A. Romero proud.
Research & Development: Diving deep into ‘80s horror and sci-fi to nail the tone, from The Blob's goo to They Live’s attitude.
Storyboarding Key Scenes: Sketching out the FLESH MASS attack and zombie battles to guide our practical FX vision.
Consulting with FX Artists: Collaborating with practical makeup, stop-motion and miniature FX experts to ensure our script screams practical effects legend.
Administrative Costs: Covering software, legal fees, and other costs to keep the project rolling.
This is just the start! Future phases will fund animatronics, neon-soaked sets, and buckets of fake blood, but we need a rock-solid script to make this analog dream a reality.
Why It Matters
Plan 9: The Splatter Cut isn’t just a movie—it’s a rebellion against CGI overload, a tribute to the tactile, messy glory of practical FX, and a celebration of the ‘80s and ‘90s nostalgia we all crave. We’re crafting this for fans of Tales From The Crypt marathons, late-night horror VHS rentals, and the thrill of a glowing arcade cabinet. With your help, we’ll melt Plan 9 into a cult classic that oozes retro soul.
Rewards for Backers
$10 – Neon Shoutout: Your name in the “Ghouls & Retro Rebels” thank-you section of our website and Leftover Pizza zine.
$25 – Digital Zine: A PDF of our exclusive Leftover Pizza zine, packed with ‘80s horror art, behind-the-scenes script snippets, and retro rants.
$50 – Video Store Rental: A digital “VHS cover” poster of Plan 9: The Splatter Cut plus the zine and shoutout.
$100 – Slime-Dripping Swag: A limited-edition Leftover Pizza zine (Physical Copy) with sticker pack, and all previous rewards.
$250 – Script Sneak Peek: A signed copy of the final script draft (digital), a “Willow Creek Survivor” T-shirt, and all previous rewards.
$500 – Producer Credit: Your name as an Associate Producer in the script’s thank-you page, a personalized video from Cap’n Retrovania, and all previous rewards.
$1,000 – Ultimate Retro Rebel: A custom 3D-printed FLESH MASS mini-model, an invite to a virtual script read-through with the team, and all previous rewards (limited to 10 backers).
Stretch Goals
$12,000: We’ll commission a synthwave track for the script’s teaser trailer, setting the ‘80s mood.
$15,000: We’ll host a live virtual Q&A with the team, diving into our practical FX plans and retro inspirations.
Who Are We?
Cap’n Retrovania, an ‘80s kid and mastermind behind Leftover Pizza zine, leads our ragtag crew of horror nerds, practical FX fanatics, and retro storytellers. We’re the folks who binge The Fog with family, hoard TMNT collectibles, and worship at the altar of stop-motion and make-up fx. We’re not a faceless studio—we’re fans like you, determined to make something weird, wild, and unforgettable.
How You Can Help
Donate: Every dollar brings us closer to scripting the ultimate splatter-fest.
Share: Spread the word on X, email, or your local arcade. Tag us @RetrovaniaLand and use #Plan9SplatterCut!
Join the Vibe: Follow our journey on X for updates, retro rewinds, and behind-the-scenes peeks at the chaos.
Risks & Challenges
We’re a scrappy indie team, and while we’re obsessed with delivering this neon nightmare, there are hurdles. Script revisions might take longer if we hit creative snags, and coordinating with FX consultants could face scheduling hiccups. But we’re committed to transparency—backers will get regular updates on progress, setbacks, and triumphs. With your support, we’ll tackle any gremlins that creep up.
Let’s Make Analog Legend!
Back Plan 9 from Outer Space: The Splatter Cut and help us write a script that oozes with neon slime, practical FX, and retro heart. Together, we’ll create a cult classic that’d make Ed Wood proud—only with more zombie guts and hairspray flamethrowers. Donate now, grab some killer rewards, and let’s melt the ‘80s into a glorious, gooey mess!
Donate Today – Long Live the Splatter Cut!
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Note: This campaign is for Phase 1 only (script finalization). Future crowdfunding phases for production will follow. If we don’t hit our goal, funds will support partial script development and FX consultations to keep the project alive.
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